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in agency client relationships

“Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test.”

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“Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test.” 〰️

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we have some premade characters for those experienced folk, please choose carefully how you wish to roleplay during our interaction, as it will iMpact the experience!

Cake on a table from portal game
    • Manipulative with Objectives: GLaDOS frequently changes the project goals without clarity, making it difficult for the team to know what she truly wants. The vision evolves constantly, but not in response to feedback—more to “test” the team.

    • Passive-Aggressive Feedback: Feedback is often unhelpfully cryptic or passive-aggressive. Instead of saying, “I’d like the color scheme to be more vibrant,” she might say, “I hope this won’t be as disappointing as the last version.”

    • Overpromises and Disregards Boundaries: She promises huge results without providing the resources needed, then blames the agency for any shortcomings. Boundaries aren’t respected, and unreasonable demands are made after hours.

    • Treats Team Like Test Subjects: GLaDOS may view agency workers as expendable “test subjects” rather than partners. Appreciation or credit for hard work is nonexistent, and she might even try to pit team members against each other.

    • A False Sense of Reward: Frequently hints at a big “reward” for good work, much like the cake in Portal, only for it to never materialize. This can lead the team on, making them believe there’s a major payoff in the end.

    • Clear Vision and Adaptive Flexibility: Cortana has a clear understanding of her mission alongside the Master Chief but adapts her strategy as new information arises. She remains grounded in her purpose and listens to the Chief’s input, working with him to adjust their goals when necessary.

    • Constructive, Transparent Feedback: Cortana’s communication is clear, direct, and actionable. She provides straightforward guidance to help the Chief understand objectives and tackle obstacles. Her feedback is respectful, emphasizing a mutual respect in the partnership.

    • Respects Time and Boundaries: Despite the urgency in their missions, Cortana respects Chief’s needs and limitations, understanding that good planning and clear execution are key to their success.

    • Treats Team as Valued Partners: While technically an AI assistant, Cortana views herself as an equal partner to the Chief, valuing his unique skills and sharing in their successes. This dynamic of mutual respect and acknowledgment strengthens their bond and improves their effectiveness as a team.

    • Genuine, Attainable Rewards: Cortana’s goals align with realistic, mission-focused rewards like survival, success in combat, and the safeguarding of humanity. Her commitment to the mission and her partnership with Chief make her a trustworthy figure, someone whose “rewards” (victory, survival, purpose) are meaningful and attainable.

    • Complete Trust and Admiration for Expertise: Princess Zelda deeply trusts Link’s abilities and relies on his expertise to overcome challenges. Her respect for his skills drives her to support his work fully without unnecessary interference, letting him take the lead in their shared mission.

    • Clear Vision with Faith in Execution: Zelda has a powerful vision of a peaceful Hyrule and believes in the team’s shared goal. She sees herself as the strategist, allowing the agency (Link) to execute with freedom, confident in the agency’s ability to understand and refine the objectives as needed.

    • Encouraging and Supportive Feedback: Zelda gives encouraging, constructive feedback, appreciating the team’s hard work and celebrating every small success along the way. Her admiration for the team is genuine, and her feedback motivates them to keep pushing forward.

    • Respects Boundaries, Trusting Agency’s Process: Princess Zelda respects the team’s time, relying on them to set the pace and deliver results. She’s aware of the demands placed on them but trusts in their process, ensuring her support is felt but never overwhelming.

    • Genuine, Encouraging Rewards: Zelda’s rewards are meaningful and attainable. She expresses gratitude, offers praise, and ensures the team knows their contribution is invaluable to the cause. Her belief in the mission adds depth to the rewards, creating loyalty and a deep sense of accomplishment for those she partners with.

    • Vague and Mysterious with Objectives: The Illusive Man often provides only minimal information about what he wants, leaving much of the goal open to interpretation. His directions are shrouded in mystery, requiring constant reading between the lines.

    • Cryptic, Ambiguous Feedback: When he gives feedback, it’s usually in the form of subtle hints or vague affirmations, keeping you guessing about his true thoughts. He rarely provides clear instructions, leaving his team to interpret and second-guess his desires.

    • Lack of Transparency and Full Disclosure: The Illusive Man is known for concealing critical information, never giving the full story upfront. His team is expected to figure things out on their own, with no assurance they have all the facts they need.

    • Elusive and Detached Communication: He’s often aloof, appearing only when he deems necessary and never showing the full scope of his plans. This forces his team to work independently and find solutions without his constant oversight or support.

    • High Stakes and Intangible Rewards: The Illusive Man’s rewards are never straightforward. They come with implied benefits and big promises but lack specific deliverables, leaving his team wondering if the end goal will actually be worth the effort.

    • Always Last Minute: Tails frequently reaches out with urgent requests, dropping everything on you right as deadlines hit. Every interaction feels like a “do-or-die” situation, with little time to prepare or plan properly.

    • Frantic and Panicking: Tails often seems overwhelmed, frazzled, and frantic, jumping from one demand to the next. His requests come with an urgency that borders on panic, which he expresses in a way that makes you feel the weight of every second ticking by.

    • Out-of-Control Chaos: His approach is more reactive than strategic, dealing with one problem after another without a clear, controlled plan. He’s prone to changing course mid-project, adding extra demands, or expecting you to solve problems that could’ve been avoided.

    • Relies on You for Stability: While Tails may be full of ideas, his chaotic energy requires you to be the grounded force that brings order to his out-of-control whirlwind. His lack of organization and constant state of urgency mean he’s always relying on you to make sense of his needs.

    • Constantly Requests Reassurance: Tails is full of doubts and needs frequent reassurance that everything will work out, often expecting you to calm his worries and fix issues at the last minute. His anxiety and high expectations make him heavily reliant on your expertise and composure.

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